1) (Summer Version) The mammoth sandwiches clash together, bodies piled on bodies, sweaty, hulking warriors dreaming of a refreshing Valhalla, a land of ice and refreshment. The victors clamber atop the corpses of the fallen, striving to reach the frosty promise of this celestial cooler. Which will you choose to pair with your drink, and grant it eternal glory?
2) (Winter Version). From the firmament descends a creeping glacier, its progress impelled by the frozen will of the Arctic Beverage Gods, pressing down upon this motley crew of refugees, huddling together desperately for warmth. Only the fittest of sandwiches will be save from certain icy doom (or the saddest; that beef patty on the upper left looks like it’s in really bad shape).
A bodega for all seasons!